Hey! I meant to post a story update tonight, but it turns out I will be AFK until tomorrow night, so I shall post it then.

Have a safe and happy holiday, my dearest monsters!

Scare as many small children as possible.

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The power just cut out RIGHT in the middle of typing a document, and I lost my changes, so I called my dad to bitch, and he said, "If you were more in touch with Jesus this wouldn't have happened." And I'm like, "Why on earth would that make any difference--" "Because Jesus saves."

If there is any doubt where I get it from.... LULZ.

I just had Sex With An Alligator. Note the capitalization.

I love Saturday nights.

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I know these are totally self-serving, but they are a guilty pleasure.

Comment with your own link so I can anonymously rub all over you! I mean... show you some love.

Yes, in exactly the creepy way you are thinking.

I like your underwear today.